1. STDs aren't so bad after all.
2. Seeing monkey's on the road REALLY isn't that big of a deal.
3. Squirrels, chipmunks, what's the difference?
4. When someone's driving on the wrong side of the road, it's unnecessary to honk.. but if you're passing someone honk away!
5. There is no need for a car seat when you can just plop your kid on the back of your motorcycle.
6. Men holding hands with one and other is far more appropriate than men and women holding hands.
7. Prayer stops are way more important than rest stops.
8. What's the point in going sightseeing when you can go American seeing and take pictures of the foreigners all day?
9. Keeping that in mind, it is perfectly normal to ask American women to take their picture, no matter who they are.
10. It really isn't a big deal to see people peeing all over the place in public, this includes children under the age of 10.
11. Indians will always pay less than Non-Indians, just don't question it.

Wait the Indians with the dots, or the indians with the head dresses... oh you mean both... i'm a dick
ReplyDeleteThe drivers in Italy were crazy too. It makes America seem so strict with enforcing the rules of the road.
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